What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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