I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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