i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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