i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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