If i come over, it means nothing
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
