it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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