I think my vagina is haunted
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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