I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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