dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
