Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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