Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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