better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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