honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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