His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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