We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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