Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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