just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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