After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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