the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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