All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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