Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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