is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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