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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?

  (845): View more from New York

  Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Man, jail baloney is awful.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it

  (773): View more from Illinois

  It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up

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