if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"