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  Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  how was the sex?

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  he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.

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  well, there's that.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit

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• (661): View more from California

  We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...

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  Is this how the global financial crisis happened?

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