theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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