Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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