I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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