Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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