just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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