My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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