Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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