I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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