It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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