She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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