Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.