; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank