bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over