She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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