how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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