OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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