North Korea, Best Korea!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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