I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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