would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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