In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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