Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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