she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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