It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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