My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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