Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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