I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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