god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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