During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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