sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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