She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much