i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
did you just send me my own nude
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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