I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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