That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
