no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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