I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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