Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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